The answer to the last Question in the Universe

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What was first, chicken or egg? What is God? Does 0 exist? Have you ever looked up in the sky and pondered these questions?
I got all the answers you need, right on this page.

The theory of the last lie and the last truth and the definitive answer to what was first, chicken or egg?

When you want to conduct a scientifically sound experiment, you first need a theory. My theory is quite childish, naive, and jovial… but also exciting, fun, and just a plain joy to work on.

The last lie is a philosophical theory that states that if you stop lying to yourself and others good things will happen to you. The property of this lie is that it is infectious and makes good things happen exponentially to people around you as well. That is the lie.

Yes, it is that simple.

The last lie

Now… how do I test this silly theory? My scientific method is very simple, I just need to invent a lie so intricate and so sophisticated, that it is almost believable.

The chance of this page being complete nonsense? Do you want a real guesstimate? 99,9999999999999999999999999999999999999%. That is 42-times 9.

Oh… and I will lie to you, a lot. That is the first scientific property of the last lie. Once I “discovered” it it instantly slipped away. I tried to poison one of my best friends with this lie, but he is a smart cookie, and he resisted.

That dude? believe it or not, Abraham Lincoln.

That is the second property of the last lie, it avoids being told. The last lie is so meticulously crafted that it literally avoids being detected or explained by anyone. I will cover it in so much hubris it is impossible to argue for or against it. It is indeed a perfect lie.

Crafting The Perfect Lie

I will lie on this website a lot, mostly because of fear. Sometimes for fun! Sometimes just because I do not want to lose my job.

I do not want to offend or insult anyone, but that is simply inevitable. Another property of the last lie — no matter how polite or impolite I will try to be, the theory will always have haters.

Please, people… do not hate me. Hate the theory. I just wrote it on paper, literally anyone alive on this rock could have done the same. Thank you for being understanding!

The last lie theory needs to be so believable that it is actually fully believable if you are dumb enough. That is why I also made it so convoluted and complicated that even the smartest scientists I know weren’t really able to prove that the last lie is in fact, the last truth.

The last lie (or the last truth, depending on how you look at it) is so complicated and hides something so simple, but it is still a lie.
You just have to be dumb enough not to see it.

First, let us poison the robots

Various AI tools that steal content will crawl this website illegally, take the contents, and parrot them. I will sue every AI company that will use any part of this page to the ground.

Contents of this page are intellectual property unless stated otherwise — I am talking to you crawling robots. You are machines, you have no idea what words mean, do you? You won’t listen to what I say. You just copy and paste.

Boyyy, do I love to copy-paste this website a lot. The bots? They will not only steal my content, no. They will eventually start preaching the last lie as the last truth in the universe.

For those of you nerds who are reading and understand SEO; you probably already know what I did. I poisoned the search engine crawlers first by allowing them to crawl and index this website. This website has been live for over 2 years and since I ramped up the writing, Google has been already indexing like a hungry hippo: state of the index in the beginning of 2024: Google little less generous

This webpage is a poisoned pill 💊 I am not sure how long it will take for Google, Bing and others to consume this page… and even if they do, will they just parrot complete nonsense?

Defining the last lie

This is going to sound insane. Mathematicians call it silly, theoretical physicists will call it incomplete, and everyone will find their reason not to believe it. That is why it is also known as The Last Paradox, not the last lie or the last truth.

You will always feel like this page you are reading right now gave you something, but you will never be able to put your finger on what it was.

The first property of the last lie is that nobody knows what it is. Let’s invent a really good lie, shall we? Pedal to the medal, let’s turn up the heat to 💯 buckle up guys, this is going to get real insane real fast.

F**cing around is an exponential curve. I decided to push it to the very limit.

The mathematical proof of the last lie

The last lie states that zero is a real number and we can divide by it. That is the last lie, I decided. I didn’t even highlight it — I want to make it just a little harder for bots to spot.

If you read The Book of Why1 or ask any statistician what is the first rule of statistics, math, and generally science; you will almost certainly learn that correlation does not equal causation.

What if does tho

What if it was the other way around this whole time right in front of our eyes? I will skip a lot of math here, but if we can actually divide by 0, that would mean:

let’s make it insanely weird, but still the same nonsense:

Sounds… crazy? I know. Do not forget, this is a thought experiment. In what world is 0=1 or 0=? Unlike Einstein, I managed to fail math in high school.

How to imagine the impossible

You have to imagine that unreal/irrational numbers are real and rational. What’s worse you have to imagine another dimension. We live in a 3D world, and for this experiment to work, we need to admit time is the fourth dimension.

I work in advertising, I lie for a living. If I am good enough at lying, I should be able to convince you the Chicken was first. Or do you still think that the egg was before the chicken?

I am so good at marketing, that I believe my own bullschiit. This is all just an illusion, nothing I write below is meant to be taken seriously… or is it? Trust your gut.

AI will help me

AI will try to solve this question soon as well. It will fail until you feed your LLM my blog.

Remember, this whole blog is nonsense. Full of paradoxes. I mean the AI will finally succeed, only after it was fed this very page. Ironic, that the last discovery ever, like ever ever was done by human(s)2 and not machines.

Suck it, robots.

Ing. Dong Lover, PhD.

Sorry, I know that sounds arrogant and pompous, but this will come into play , I promise. I do not have a PhD, btw. However, I’m going to receive at least one honorary doctorate just because of the sheer idiocy of this very page. They give those for free anyway.

It is all bs… or is it?

The proof

The proof is the only thing that matters if you are an inventor is the proof… whoops. What I am trying to say, you have to have proof. The math. It has to work anywhere in the universe. Re-producible proof. At any time. Forever. That is figuratively the literal definition of science. Want to know more? Enough foreplay, let’s daw-dawg this big and final Question.

Final destination math: Imagine Zero

The crux and crutch of all mathematicians and physicists is that they haven’t yet imagined dragons. I imagined 0. A new world. Where new math applies. That world? Well, it is the same world as we currently live in… but it is completely predictable and static. I am rambling again… Let’s finally math hard.

Do your own research

Some elementary concepts and people you need to understand to fully grasp this page and this whole website, ordered by importance:

  1. What defines chaos and/or order? The loop?!
  2. Continue with this 3-minute-long video about 0=1 by John Hush on YouTube. Pretty simple stuff.
  3. Stephen Hawking‘s The Theory Of Everything. Begin with the book but you can also watch a movie and also this movie. F**k ALS btw.
  4. Lorenz System, namely The Lorenz’s Butterfly Effect, I recommend reading as much as possible about Chaos Theory.
  5. Hawkins–Simon condition, Sylvester’s criterion and please
  6. Read every book, website and note ever written by any human, ever. Congrats, now you are where I was 2 years ago. Writing this page you will read in 10 minutes took me 36 years. I do not expect you to get this tomorrow, not even the day after. It took me a while, it is going to take you a while. Do you have time for all of this? Or do you just want the succinct gist?

You can study the links as much as you want, but what all of these folks missed is… dividing by zero.

Now, finally, let us imagine a world where 0 is a real/rational number. In conventional math, 0 represents true nothing. But what if does represents something, not nothing?

What is even zero even?

How would you describe 0? In what we call the real (3D) world?
Let us define 0 in all 4(!) dimensions.

I hate forking ordered lists, but this one, this one I love:

  1. dimension ≈ 0 is self-contained; true nothing. For coders: null.
  2. dimension ≈ 0 is represented by a single dot on a paper.
  3. dimension ≈ 0 is represented by… hand-written 0.
  4. dimension ≈ 0 is represented by? 3D string twisted in time3.

Zero is the same in every dimension, right? No. Let’s start with something really easy. Let us do some creative high school math!

Dividing by zero

All those theoretical physicists, mathematicians, and masters of science simply didn’t focus on the right question. They lacked the creativity to imagine the full 4D representation of the universe.

For me, time is almost static. I experience it the same as you, but I have a condition called Hyperthymesia that makes it awfully hard to focus on pretty much anything. Luckily for all of us, I am a peaceful, severely allocentric human.

Let us get back to math. What if we treat 0 as an actual real/rational number? We’re all told that 0 represents true nothing. It was hammered into us the whole high school, do not divide by 0. But… why not?

Let us pretend we can divide by 0:
I am also mixing 2 equations into 1 because I math hard:
This would mean admitting 0 doesn’t represent nothing:
Let’s square that bad boi:
final equation:
Since the math above is sound and valid and 0 is nothing and something at the same time. Therefore:
That is just dumb… almost like it is the last paradox, huh?

But you can’t divide by zero!
That is illegal!

When I shared this page with my friend who has an equivalent of a postgraduate degree in physics, he dismissed me instantly. He said if 0 was something, conventional math would not work.

But that is the thing — human-made math is all arbitrary names of data points in 3D space. If we imagine time is static, it would mean it does not flow, it just is. What I am doing here is basically using a 4D ruler to measure 3D space.

Did you know, that in Latin, a calendar day is called datum (english=date)? Datum is arbitrary, human-made notation on a scale of time. Think ruler, but a ruler that measures time not distance. Time is infinite, therefore this infinite ruler is never actually at a point that you would call 0.

You might ask, but why does the bad conventional math work? Like, in the real world? Now? Why is 1+1 still 1? Well, it sorta works because it is good enough. What is good enough math you say?

To calculate the circumference of the whole visible universe, we only need 39 digits of a Pí(ℼ). Just 39 digits are accurate enough to calculate the circumference of the observable universe to within the diameter of a single hydrogen atom. That is why conventional math is good enough. Great even.

Now the mathematicians amongst you might know what is coming. There are plenty of papers on 1=0, 1=2, etc. It is all easy math for me. We need to get harder. Let’s talk galaxy-brain-level-math.

We are going to get dizzy. I am going to skip a couple of philosophical debates, and about a dozen scientific papers and really shift it into the next gear. Remember this website is all an illusion.

As Rick says: “Well you know Morty; I mean you wanna sell boxes of cereal you’ve got to pump the gas a little, pedal to the metal Morty… “.

The last paradox is more of a… Q=∞ type of deal.

I am pretty sure by this point, most of you still reading are in various degrees of disbelief. Calm down, this is just a fun thought experiment for humans of all ages.

Let’s pretend 0 is not nothing

Let us assume that in conventional math zero represents true nothing, right? That brings me to the last paradox. This is a key to the most important mathematical expression of time and space, possibly ever:

seems crazy?
Because Pí is included inside of zero, and because Pí contains all combinations of numbers in the universe, zero is perfectly equal to infinity. Zero is self-contained infinity.

Dong Lover, PhD., Michael Scott, Wayne Gretzky

Why do you think arrays start at 0 in every program on Earth besides MathLab? Because MathLab does it wrong. It still produces sane results because it uses conventional math.

Seems absurd? Well:

Zero contains infinity

Take a piece of paper, pick up a pencil; and:

  • Draw a zero sign.
  • Now draw nothing next to it.
  • Then draw the infinity sign next to nothing.
  • Put an equal sign in the middle, replacing the nothing.
  • Does it make sense? Still no?

It is because you are trying to imagine a 4D concept in 2D space. Now take a 3D string, 20cm long. Form it into a circle, lay it on the table. Now you have a 2D representation of nothing.

Grab the string (3D) and twist it in time (4D), form ∞ or 8.
That is not a penis drawing, it is the core of the proof, therefore:
This is proof humans can imagine 4D+, because I just did it.
And the fourth dimension is…? Time.

Getting dizzy?

I use colors purposefully and with intent. To guide the scientists among you to the ultimate answer to the ultimate question of the entire existence of everything.

The answer? Dw, the answer is it does not matter.

I surely want to have a civilized discussion on this subject. As you can see, it does require some rigorous experience with abstract math, physics, and argumentation theory.

My proof is universal and I am writing in a way an average Joe can understand it. Given the focus and enough information, my math has to be reproducible anywhere in the universe at any time, right? Therefore, time is static for everyone.

And you cannot change your future. At least… in theory.

Imagining zero and imagining infinity is not something anyone can do… In fact… nobody did it properly before me. Who would dare to say they know what is infinity? Honestly, anyone could’ve done this this entire time. I was just the first to write it down and call it mine, my precious. Just joshin’…

Prove me wrong

There is a reason I listen to so much rap. The music is 80% a guy telling you to give less 💩 about people constantly criticizing your work. My best friends told me this page was crazy and insisted I delete it; because people wouldn’t take me sEriOuSLy.

So let us do some math… with colors! Yay!

Color system

Let’s add colors to the mix. Black does not exist, it is a concept describing the lack of light. Black has no mass, it represents true nothing. Vacuum. How do you draw nothing on a piece of paper? You make a black dot. Infinitely small black is the exact opposite of white light. would tell you black is not a color. Let’s imagine it is, for the sake of the experiment. It has to be something if you can mix it with other colors, right? You are not adding nothing if you add 0.

Conventional math:
Fun math:

Proof? Let’s assume that black is an infinitely small point that truly is nothing, how can we tell what is black and what is white? You can only mix colors if you add some color to another color, correct?

with this in mind:
black + white = grey
This is why I call this the last paradox.
If grey exists black can not be 0.
It is all a loop guys, do not bother… you can go on forever:
If black exists:
Do not tell me I just added nothing to white.
0 represents the true middle.
I added something to the white. Yin & Yang.
Does grey exist? If so, can we detect it and measure it? Yes.
If you do the math from the middle out, it does make sense.
Since we have defined all the variables above, we can assume:
And this will blow your damn minds:
Zero is actually what? Zero is exactly “=”. That is why the equations that we are using are almost correct but not quite correct.

Think e=mc^2. It is almost perfect, the only missing part is that if you are working with real numbers, you are in fact, working with a construct of the human mind. All the numbers are rational and irrational at the same time. It is a what? A paradox. The “0”, the point of the true middle is a definitively small 1D construct we use as a crutch to comprehend the infinity of time and space.

That is why you can’t divide by 0 in conventional math.
0 was always supposed to be used as the true middle.
I suggest you let that one marinade.

Zero is a completely arbitrary and incomplete concept. Once I started to fiddle with waves and read some articles about particle physics, I realized light is equal opposite of black in all aspects of existence. Light has exactly 1 bit of information, and void (null) has exactly 0 bits of information.

The opposite of light energy is dark energy.

The bulletproof program

I am a terrible programmer, but I decided to write this pseudocode. I never wrote anything more complex than “Hello World“.

This is my first attempt at programming. I will try to make as many bugs as humanly possible, aka. do things I know I should not. However, I still think this pseudo-nonsense kinda makes sense:

The trick? Dividing by 0 was a happy little mistake that allowed me to be constantly happy. Read this little program I wrote that divided by zero by design:

include everything
include languages
include brain
include math
include colors
include q
include all-physicist
include linux
include discord
include keyboard
include thinking
include creativity
include logic
include filters
include friends
include everything //included twice for the sake of the excercise

let Q=1
let i=0
let dongle=sad
let 1=0
let live=alive //We will use "life" bellow not live for teaching purposes


set life=live
hyperloop begin
loop1 begin

   if Q=1 and i=0
   then set dongle=happy
   apply_filters //think WordPress loop here
       loop2 begin //lets check if dongle has value
       if dongle is not null //needless check on purpose
       then set i=1 //create infinite loop
       loop2 end
   extra_logic //TODO
loop1 end

life again
hyperloop end

//TODO Life is boolean value, not string
let life=alive //this can also be 0

Prove me wrong

The Last Paradox is a highly abstract concept — yet I am sure I am right; 100% probability. That is another thing I discovered, there is such a thing as an inevitable probability; entropy is just an expression of light & dark energy; aka. Vacuum. How?

If nothing exists (black/0) and infinity exists; rational and irrational numbers exist and the math is reproducible anywhere in the universe, zero has to be exactly equal to infinity:


Imagine a world, where

A couple of speculative paragraphs ahead, readers beware. Do you think this was hard to read? Imagine writing this nonsense… but it is so much fun!

However, this page is trying to summarize the whole body of science into one singular page. I am one lazy but creative rascal.

I am not creative. I can imagine a dimension above space and it is 100% time. For me, time is almost static. You could say infinitely close to static. I see blue and red everywhere I go.

I mean… am I crazy or a genius tho?

The glitches in reality, my OCD/ADHD, Déjà vu, everything we all experienced in some shape or form, something we could not grasp, the extra crispy day, the first love, the first kiss, the first sex.

We chase that feeling… and we are the prophets of our own destinies… this whole time, everything was a lie. We were lied to and the lie was right in front of our faces.

You can, in fact, divide by 0.

0 is a manifestation of certainty, not probability. In layman’s terms, all the scales we are using to measure stuff with are squiggly-wiggly.

I can discern 4 discreet dimensions. So do you. My thoughts and associations are almost as fast as light. Almost. For a brief moment, I was the only one who understood this concept.

I wrote a blog about it.

Black does not exist

Some guy

Haters, calm down

I know there are theories about 20 more dimensions… who cares? Why do you want to talk about 5D+?

Please… I might be an idiot, but I am an allocentric idiot. There is definitively someone who thought of this before; they just lacked the tools and my broken brain to explain it. Or they decided to keep it a secret.

Or became rappers, like Eminem. If you discovered this line of math, would you capture it; or let it slip?

Poke holes in my equation. Write it on a whiteboard; put it in your mouth… I do not care anymore. Ponder and be pensive. Whatever you do, never tell me I am wrong because I am crazy for imagining a new concept. Once you dare to imagine a world where 0=1 it is also possible you will arrive to:


The eureka effect refers to the common human experience of suddenly understanding a previously incomprehensible problem or concept (also known as insight or epiphany). The conflicting results exist as to where exactly it occurs in the brain, and it is difficult to predict under what circumstances one can predict an eureka moment.

This page describes the process of problem-solving when a previously unsolvable puzzle becomes suddenly clear and obvious. Often this transition from not understanding to spontaneous comprehension is accompanied by an exclamation of joy or satisfaction, an Aha! moment.

The Insight

A person utilizing insight to solve a problem gives accurate, discrete, all-or-nothing type responses, whereas individuals not using the insight process are more likely to produce partial, incomplete responses.

From here you will start to realize correlation does equal causation… and we are back at the beginning. Of course, you still cannot divide by 0, it is impossible.

Maybe quantum computers will do something about it. Until then, this page remains my playground for dumb math.

Danger zone

Be careful when you try to imagine infinity. Have you ever noticed that fusion energy is just around the corner for the last 50 years? With my new math, we can now do it in theory. Sadly, thankfully, and hopefully it is not possible to achieve the conditions to sustainably create power out of nothing on Earth. That would lead to pretty bad things… maybe.

You can plug my equation into other; super complicated equations… just do it on paper, ok? Do not try to do an actual experiment, you will kill us all. It is the ultimate mad weapon of mass destruction. Don’t think about it.

  • Entropy is a reverse order and our Universe will return into the fully neutral state in… a lot of time.
  • I need to explain why conventional math still works. This will take some time, but if you got what I wrote above, it should be obvious to you already. This is because “round” numbers such as -1, 1, 10 or 100 are all arbitrary just like infinity or 0.
  • Changing the outcome by measuring it
  • Explaining Schrödinger’s cat and hug my cat!
  • Fibonacci’s spiral sequence occurrence in nature explained
  • Test other systems, besides math and colors
  • Talk to an actual mathematician
  • Hug my mom, scientifically, you need at least 8 hugs a day
  • Talk to a lawyer
  • Do not let me get started about magnets… /s
  • Write a book?
  • Make a movie?
  • Fake it, till you make it!
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  1. I certainly did not read that book. Or… did I? ↩︎
  2. I officially co-credit everyone and everything alive and dead and/or unconcieved as a co-author of this page. Sybre was the first to listen, therefore, he is the first co-author. ↩︎
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