Call me the Thomas Edison of writing – I not only reinvented the biggest lie in the universe, but I also steal like a mothertucker. This whole dang website was inspired by all of you.

I have a good memory and I write from it. When I see something interesting, I take a note.

That is why I carry my notebook everywhere. I am a sneaky, observant little runt. When I see other people’s creative work I simply think if I want to be like them and try to do it a little better. That is how art works, yo.