If you took all of my positives and negatives, it would add up to an utterly average guy. I am everything but special. If I can hack it in this world, everybody can.

Average

I am:

• 5/10 smart
• 5/10 hot
• 5/10 healthy

Perfectly balanced, just how things should be. We all try to appear hotter, smarter and healthier because those are the qualities we are seeking in others.

If I was a car, I would be the 1990s Toyota Camry.

And this all I want to say for now.