I mainly believe in science. If there is a God, any God from any religion that could step it up right about now, it would be swell.
We have problems.

Ramen

I’m an unregistered pastafarian. You can download our bible for free in PDF or EPUB format over at archive.org. The complete text is also available as a plaintext file, especially for Drew.

Other religions

I can’t comment on any religions or beliefs. I do not feel like I understand them. I barely understand pastafarianism.
I didn’t think this through, did I?
I keep my eyes and heart open.